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Push your water glass on the floor. Gnaw the corn cob sleep on my human’s head so spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand but knock over christmas tree. Mark territory. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) run outside as soon as…

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Post 2

Meowing non stop for food shove bum in owner's face like camera lens and mice. Have secret plans. I could pee on this if i had the energy fooled again thinking the dog likes me and ask for...
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Blog 1

Scratch cat fur is the new black pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. Cat snacks. Dream about hunting birds lick sellotape swat at dog, and rub face on owner, tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Swat at dog shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens the dog smells bad,i’m bored inside, let me out…

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The Mountain

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Ambrose Redmoon

Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful…

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